Twice in one day

I don't think I've ever blogged twice in the same day, but today deserves two blogs.


It's a great day! I got up and played around on my free wifi (also what I'm doing now), and went to the bank and got a money order and stamps to mail off to the real estate company for my credit check. Should know if I get the apartment in the next two to three days. I ripped myself a CD of the ridiculous tunes I bought off iTunes last night and took it into the car/to work as well. Included in that mess was a song by the band Dangerous Toys, called "Sport'n a Woody". Yes, you did read that correctly. It is the dirtiest song I have ever heard (yes, dirtier than "Hot Cherie"), so I decided to google the entire song lyrics. It's so bad it's worth a share, so here goes: http://www.lyrics.com/index.php/artists/lyric/dangerous-toys-p-12684-lyrics-sportn-a-woody-t-1944254.

Have fun with those lyrics. (I know you're laughing, Rox.)

I also had about three really good TWSS's at work. (For those unaware, TWSS translates to That's What She Said, a great game to play.) On a normal day, I would say I top out at two. Today was especially funny.

Another funny thing that happened: On a day in which my friend Matt McCormick is working, I will almost always demand a three-minute shoulder rub. A little background: Matt is the charge nurse in the O.R. And I am always tense after the day shift leaves because they are always cranky. So after they leave, I head down to the main O.R. desk where everyone sits at the end of the day. We trade shoulder rubs, then back to work. It breaks up the day and that's nice. Today was no different. I went down to visit, but this time was much funnier than normal.

While getting my shoulder rub, Matt found what I would call a kink in my shoulder. Then this conversation happened: (And FYI, Marti is an awesome nurse who works at the desk daily.)
Matt: That's tight.
Marti: What?
Me: Matt found a kink in my shoulder.
Marti: Well, we always knew you were kinky.
Matt: I didn't even know that.
Marti: How would you know?!
Matt: UUUHHHHH....
Me: What the hell just happened?!
And then we all laughed.

To top things off, I got Qudoba for free for dinner tonight. Life is pretty good. : )